第五章

                                  “那就好，那就好。”                                                                                                             杨逸拍了拍x脯，终于放下了心来，扯开了一张椅子坐了下来。                                                                                                             “来，阿墨，我一定知无不言言无不尽，你尽管问。”                                                                                                             我想了想，看着坐在自己对面的杨逸。                                                                                                             “学长，问你啊，要是像你一样帅的人，有姑娘向你告白啊，你会怎么样啊？”                                                                                                             杨逸又沉默了一会，看了我许久。                                                                                                             “其实我真的不帅！”杨逸申明着。                                                                                                             我看着杨逸，这家伙不会是真的以为我话里有话，想要跟他告白吧？tat，我真没想这个。                                                                                                             “学长……”我压低了声音，眯着眼睛瞅着杨逸，“我对你没其他想法！”                                                                                                             或许以前有过，但是现在真的没有，我发誓！                                                                                                             “哦，哦，”杨逸应了两声，单手托着腮，看着我，“一般地说，要是有旁人的话，我想，多少还是会给点面子的吧，至少不会当面给难堪的。”                                                                                                             还有旁人？                                                                                                             我想了想那画面，要是有旁人的话，要是那小白脸用很拽很拽的声音对我说“对不起，我对一个老牛实在没啥兴趣”这种话，那得多掉脸啊，不g，坚决不g！                                                                                                             “不过要是没有别人的话么，”杨逸支吾了一下，“这个么，就看那人的x格了，换成我么，应该会多少给nv孩子留点面子吧。”                                                                                                             我哀叹一