第四章

                                           这个是我的习惯，就像是我爸习惯饭后一g烟，快活似神仙一样，我习惯在吃完晚饭的时候喝两口水，润润喉，去去油腻。                                                                                                             也正是这个好习惯，让我现在很得瑟，你想，再狠狠扒了一嘴巴的饭之后一口水一灌直接咽下去，连咀嚼都省掉了，这不赢的话，我诅咒我明天自己变成三十六g。                                                                                                             所以，在我吞掉那一碗饭，对着还有两三口饭没有吃掉的小白脸君b出胜利的v型手势时，他的表情是很错愕的。                                                                                                             “我赢了！”                                                                                                             我万分得瑟，只差没有站起来扭两下。                                                                                                             “付钱！”我得意地拍桌，虽然撑的慌，但是也算是值了，我可以瞑目了。                                                                                                             “我要求重赛。”李澈的声音清冷，带着一gu子不容拒绝，“你刚刚喝水了，所以不算！”                                                                                                             哈？                                                                                                             我睁大了眼睛瞅着他，这个笑话真的一点都不好笑。                                                                                                             “你刚刚没有做出这个声明，反正我赢了。”                                                                                                             我起身，打算拉开椅子走人，没有想到小白脸君是那么输不起的男人，居然对nv人还想耍赖，他真不该姓李，应该姓赖名无耻才对。                                                                                                             “重赛！”李澈脸上带笑，“不然我就大声地说，前两天某个人啊，在电梯里面啊，开了一颗纽扣啊……”                                                                                                             啊你妹啊！                                                                                                             我觉得这家伙不仅姓赖名无耻，还字下流，别号流氓。